Decades of Experience as a Homo Sapien! Lifetime of living paycheck to paycheck!
Seriously, no seriousness to be found anywhere, as it gets in the way with all the things in life that make life livable, you know what I'm saying? However, I did pubish a book on grief so there's that.
Not hirable if you think you're touchy on subjects of religion, societal issues, and if you have a sense of self entitled white superiority, you've alrady become a joke to me. Who cares if you're politically correct if you aren't humanity inclined?